Writing and selling fillers and short humor by A. S. Burack

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Published by The Writer, inc. in Boston .

Written in English

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  • Wit and humor -- Authorship -- Marketing -- Directories.,
  • Creative writing -- Marketing -- Directories.,
  • Periodicals -- Directories.

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Statementedited by A. S. Burack.
Classifications
LC ClassificationsPN147 .B8 1974
The Physical Object
Pagination134 p.
Number of Pages134
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL5425514M
ISBN 100871160870
LC Control Number73019945
OCLC/WorldCa749915

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